about a girl and her dents

my wisdom teeth are infected and i am scheduled to abort them. the glory days of my prodigy teeth have waned, and alas i will discard of them like a cold-hearted capitalist. poopoo on you, you trouble-rousing, neo-liberal politics toting teeth, you. out, i say, out.

i get my left side pillaged on the 25th, my right side raped the following 2 weeks. i'll be swollen as if i was gently sucking on a bowling ball, and wearing bibs to catch my spittle. all in the wondrous play that is called sandarlicious.