out of office

i am officially on holiday. world peace and global political crises will have to wait while i sleep in and live in blissful ignorance with my mind on auto-pilot. but so not to be rude, proper etiquette obliges one to notify work contacts of one's absence and retreat into formal unaccountability. thus the perfunctory out-of-office reply:

thank you for your message. i will be out of the office for an indefinite period of time to pillage cracker jack boxes and document the mating ritual of the dodo bird.

for further persiflage, meditations, and having socks darned, please contact Ms. Ize A. Hore.

thank you.