$3.75 mistressed margaritas

i was led into an establishment that served $3.75 margaritas that magically appeared from the kitchen and not the bar. i asked no questions about the big foreboding door prominently labelled "employees only" in red. i think i am barren now from the experience. whatever was in those margaritas, i am certain is used as weed killer and/or birth control in the third world. but after consuming several rounds of the chemical substance, i seemed to be cheerily festive and bobbed along to the splish and the splash of the industrial-strength margarita against my stomach walls. in my happy stupor, i remembered all is good in a $3.75 sort of way. all is good.