buoyant lust
Another quality article from Mosnews:
snap, crackle and pop of tasty delights
Another quality article from Mosnews:
i just discovered the marvels of the urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com. it's a slang dictionary which is defined by slangers, a democratic version of the oxford dictionary for procrastinators, the clueless, or people who have been living a hermetic life in a cave for the past zillion years.
Perusing today's newspaper headlines might bring all those sensitive types close to tears and incite political idealists to shake their heads despondently: "Africa Adds to Miserable Ranks of Child Workers"; "Violent Civil Unrest Tightens Hold on a Mexican City"; "Cruise and Paramount sever ties".
There is an article that might have gone undetected, had it not been for Shoehorn Aficiando Magazine or Shoesalespeople Gone Crazy Weekly, brought to you in the local Russian online newsmazine, MOSNEWS. COM. http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/08/23/shoehorn.shtml
2 Egyptians Use Shoehorn to Dig Tunnel Under Russian Borderyour shameless plug could appear here. further inquiries and generous bribes welcome. especially the generous bribe part.
new york, new york. what a slinky dress seductress. the city is chock-a-block with confessions of its love affairs. the bastard children have taken on the name of its inspiration: the new york knock 'em sock 'em coffee breath attitude, the brooklyn dodgers (whom ran away with the name and are now living in sin in california), and the new york dolls.
i just got contacted by some random person on myspace, inviting me to rate him on the 'who likes u' website. http://www.wholikesu.net. it's a copycat site to the 'hot or not' site. http://www.hotornot.com/. you rank people from a scale of 1 to 10 and can meet up with the hottie if there is a mutual burning, provided that you are not in hell yet or suffering from a urinary tract infection.
Alright you cheap bastards, cough up your overdue homage. You know who you are: out there with your free email accounts and free meals had at the supermarket sample stations. You spruce up for dates with the perfume rubdown inserts found in fashion magazines. Of course you never actually BUY the magazines, it's all about the rub and run, you CHEAP DIRTY bastard. You read my blog and leave me nothing--no comments, no meanings, but only a stack of dirty dishes in the sink. You make me feel like I am missing out on something that I could have learnt about had I read all the issues of Teen magazine and listened to more of The Eurythmics.